“Can I Do You a Basement?”

Don’t you love telephone solicitations? 

While living up north, Mr. B received a phone call from a guy asking “Can I Do You a Basement?”  Well, you know how these calls can go.  Mr. B repeatedly tried to tell the guy that he didn’t have a basement.  He knew he calling was trying to set up an appointment to seal  the basement from water.  This is a necessary evil where the water tables are high.

After trying time and time again, the caller would not listen to Mr. B.  He continued to demand an appointment to “Do You a Basement”.  Finally, Mr. B grew weary of the conversation and told him “okay”.  In a joking way he said “sure, I would love you to come do me a basement.”  He was curious to know how this guy was going to make it happen.  Did he have a new method of jacking up the house and digging a basement?  What did the caller have up his sleeve? More

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